I hope you enjoyed that one time you insulted my favorite character because I’m going to hold it against you for the rest of our lives
Do not be so sweet
That people will eat you up.
Nor so bitter that
They will spit you out.
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t